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From Machete to The American, we've got the trailers to the movies you want to see this weekend.

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Rutger Hauer stars as a homeless vigilante who blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other local scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun. This movie seriously looks all kinds of amazing. For real.

Jerry Lewis slams Lindsay Lohan, Axl Rose storms offstage once again, and college football is starting tonight...the Mantenna is playin' with the boys!

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In this new quirky clip "Practice On Me" from the upcoming comedy It's Kind of a Funny Story, a very feminine Zach Galifianakis awkwardly helps out fellow mental health clinic inmate Keir Gilchrist with his very recent lady problems. Funny stuff.

From blood-sucking vampires to zombies and everything in between, undead beings have been gracing screens since the dawn of cinema. A lot of these classic characters have gotten their just due, but we’ve dug up some of the most underrated of the decaying bunch.

Heidi Montag kills her sex tape release, Conan O'Brien reveals the name of his new show, and the USA finally takes on Iran in basketball...the Mantenna is caught between the moon and New York City!

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In the brand new clip "Who Told You?" from the upcoming comedy Easy A, stars Emma Stone, Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci have a wacky conversation about their obviously adopted son and Emma’s ongoing high school drama. This actually looks pretty funny.

Repeaters is an upcoming thriller about three twenty-somethings who find themselves in an impossible time labyrinth, where each day they awaken to the same terrifying day as the one before. This is pretty much a dramatic version of Groundhog Day. Check the trailer after the jump.

While promoting his upcoming film Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Michael Douglas dropped by the Late Show with David Letterman and courageously opened up about his throat cancer battle.

Paris Hilton is too busy to do cocaine, Slash files for divorce, and LeBron James' so-called father tries to make a quick buck...the Mantenna is on a highway to the danger zone!

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In this brand spankin’ new Resident Evil: Afterlife clip "Landing," Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter nearly kill themselves trying to land an extremely old plane on a very beat up building rooftop. 

In the brand new clip "Not Scared Enough" from the upcoming Boston feature The Town, Jem (Jeremy Renner) informs Doug (Ben Affleck) that the hostage they took recently took during a bank robbery actually lives in their neighborhood. Enjoy.

Tuesday is almost here, and you know what that means--it's time to start thinking about the latest hot releases. Luckily for you, we give you the nastiest of funk so you don't waste your cash on all that wack junk.

Sofia Vergara promises a nudie run, Drake and Nicki Minaj annul their Twitter marriage, and Roger Clemens fits in a quick 18 holes after pleading not guilty...the Mantenna is gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!

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Fubar 2 is the sequel to the 2002 Canadian cult smash Fubar. Picking back up in Calgary with lifelong friends Terry (David Lawrence) and Dean (Paul Spence), this new installment finds the pair struggling to get by after being evicted from their home. Their old buddy Troy gets them jobs in Fort McMurray and Terry starts dating Trish, an extremely slutty waitress at a local strip bar. The wackiness does not end there. Check out the new trailer after the jump.